******************************************************
10. Think of all the weight you'll lose from not getting to eat because of short staffing.
9. Think of the closeness you'll develop with your co-workers after being knee-deep in Code 10's, Code Blues and Code Browns.
8. Everyone is so frazzled, so next to them you look fabulous!
7. Think of what a challenge it will be to your nursing skills to run a code without a Crash Cart because they are all down in Central Supply being replaced.
6. The joy of having the previous shift's charge nurse tell you, "I don't understand why no one would return my calls to work today or tonight. Oh, and by the way, you have four nurses for this shift, and a full house of patients sick as dog dirt."
5. Because you're a new grad and you want to be a "TEAM PLAYER" like your head nurse told you to be. (That and you have "sucker" stamped on your forehead!)
4. When you go home with your back aching from not having any nursing assistants who work weekends and your feet aching from running your butt off for "emergency procedures" (like the gas pain your patient has had for a week that is suddenly unbearable), you'll know that you really ARE a caregiver.
3. Think of all the computer skills you'll gain from putting in your own orders and ordering supplies from Central Supply because your Unit Secretary got pulled to another unit. (That can go on your resume as...."Know how to operated multiple outdated computer equipment.")
2. You don't have time to adequately chart so you may get to learn how our judicial system works. On the bright side, your handwriting will be so bad that it can say whatever you want it to say!
1. Think of what a GREAT "Learning Experience" this will be. (Translation: You just got shafted!!)
******************************************************
******************************************************
Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.black.testicles.htm
******************************************************
The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
******************************************************
Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst
******************************************************
Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
******************************************************
Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
******************************************************
The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insertion
******************************************************
Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hell
******************************************************
How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm
******************************************************
Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
******************************************************
The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm
******************************************************
Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/caffeine
******************************************************
Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm
******************************************************
| Feel Younger! | ||||
 |
 |
Aging may be inevitable, but it can be slowed down drastically by making adjustments to lifestyle, dietary habits and supplementation. Following our simple preventative approaches may make you feel 40 something forever!... | ||
| > > Learn More... | ||||
******************************************************
See also:
******************************************************
To subscribe to our:
Nurse Friendly Notes Newsletter:
Send a blank e-mail to: nursefriendlynotes-subscribe@topica.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Jokes to make you laugh and smile all day.
Send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com
http://lists.topica.com/lists/nursingjokes/
Income OpportunitiesNewsletter
Send a blank email to: getpaidnews-subscribe@topica.com
http://www.topica.com/lists/getpaidnews/
Clinical Nursing Cases:
Send a blank message to: clinicalnursingcases-subscribe@topica.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/clinical.cases.htm
Inspirational Stories:
Send a blank e-mail to: inspirationalstories-subscribe@topica.com
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com
Make Your Site Sell Marketing Newsletter!
Send a blank e-mail to receive "The Affiliate Masters" course... It's
an intensive 5-Day e-mail course on becoming a high-earning affiliate
champion.
timsnursefriendly@sitesell.net
Add URL
Contact Us (Ask a Nurse)
Linking Policy
Top Nursing Topics:
A to Z Nursing Topics
About Nursing:
-
Certified Nursing Assistants, CNAs
Disabled Nurses
Impaired Nurses
LPNs, LVNs
Registered Nurses
Advanced Practice Nurses
Clinical Nurse Specialists
Nurse Practitioners
Ask The Nurse
Associations (Nursing)
Authors (Nursing)
Boards of Nursing
Burnout (Nursing)
Businesses (Nurse-Owned)
Brainteasers
Care Plans (Nursing)
Careers In Nursing
Case Studies (Malpractice)
CEUs (Nursing)
Commonly Used Drugs
Chat (Nursing)
Clothes (Nursing)
Colleges (Nursing)
Current Events, Nursing News
Degrees in Nursing
Discussions (Nursing)
Drugs (Commonly Used)
Education (Nursing)
Employment (Nursing)
Entrepreneurs (Nurse)
Equipment (Medical)
Forensic Nursing
Gifts For Nurses
Going Shopping
Health & Wellness
Health Insurance
Healthcare Unions, Nursing Unions, Organized Labor
History of Nursing
Hospitals, Medical Centers
Informatics Nurses
Intravenous (IV) & Infusion Therapy
Jobs in Nursing
Jokes (Nursing)
Journals (Nursing)
Long Term Care, Nursing Homes
Male Nurses
Malpractice Cases
Medical Centers, Hospitals
Medical Equipment
Medical Humor, Nursing Jokes
Men in Nursing
Nurse Training
Nurse Entrepreneurs
Nursing Associations
Nursing Authors
Nursing Burnout
Nursing Care Plans
Nursing Careers
Nursing (CEUs)
Nursing Boards
Nursing Clothes, Scrubs, Uniforms
Nursing Colleges, Schools
Nursing Degrees
Nursing Discussions
Nursing Education
Nursing Employment
Nursing Entrepreneurs
Nursing Gifts
Nursing Homes, Long Term Care
Nursing Informatics
Nursing Jobs
Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
Nursing Journals
Nursing History
Nursing Malpractice Cases
Nursing News
Nursing Pay
Nursing Programs
Nursing Refresher Courses
Nursing Research
Nursing Resumes
Nursing Salaries
Nursing Scholarships
Nursing Schools, Colleges
Nursing Scrubs, Uniforms
Nursing Shoes
Nursing Shortage
Nursing Stories
Nursing Students
Nursing Uniforms
Nursing Unions, Organized Labor, Healthcare Unions
Nursing Wages
Paychecks (Nursing)
Prescription Drug Indexes
Puzzles, Quizzes
Refresher Courses
Research (Nursing)
Resumes (Nursing)
Salaries (Nursing)
Scholarships (Nursing)
Schools of Nursing
Scrubs, Nursing Uniforms
Shoes (Nursing)
Shopping (Going) on the Internet
Shortage (Nursing)
State Nursing Boards
Student (Nursing)
Training (Nursing)
Traveling Nurses
Uniforms, Scrubs, Nursing
Unions (Nursing), Organized Labor, Healthcare Unions
Wages (Nursing)
Work At Home Opportunities
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend