Making rounds in the ICU, I prepared to check on my partner's patient. The nurse whispered a warning. "He's the guy who owns the big Lexus dealership. And the lady in there isn't his daughter, it's his wife."
The patient seemed a bit confused. His color wasn't very good. The lungs were starting to fill up, and his blood pressure had been drifting downward. I asked his wife to step outside the room.
I decided to get right to the point. "I have to tell you, I don't like how your husband looks," I said.
"Well, neither did I. But he's rich, and he's really good with the children."
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