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A Psychiatrist is making his rounds on a hospital unit.
He enters a patient room.
Patient #1 is pretending to saw a piece of wood and Patient #2 is hanging upside down from the ceiling.
The doctor asks what are you guys doing?
Patient #1 says “Can't you see I am sawing some wood?”'
He then says “and my friend he is slightly crazy. He seems to think he is a light bulb.”
The doctor says, 'If he is your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?'
Patient #1 looks up and says, “What?!...And work in the dark?”
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October 15, 2000: Physician Restraint Orders Unclear On Transfer, Do You Apply In The Interim?
Summary: The use of Mechanical or Physical Restraints on confused patients is highly controversial. Due to substantial Death & Injury attributed to their use they are considered a last resort measure in providing for the safety of a patient. In this case, orders specifying what restraints and when they were to be used were unclear. In a patient that was clearly at high risk for injury, should they have been applied till the physician could have been contacted?
Tousignant v. St. Louis County, 602 N.W.2d 882 - MN (1999)
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Psychiatric Nurse "Misses" Festering Wound Infection? Is She Held To The Same Standard?:"Registered Nurses in their training cover each of the accepted areas that a new graduate might be expected to work in. Once in the field, it is expected that additional and specific training to a Department or Specialty will be obtained. In this case, the Psychiatric nurses did not pick up on a festering infection in a patient that had tried to commit suicide. Was the fact that they were Psychiatric nurses a valid excuse?"
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/clinical.cases/101799.htm
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