4Nursing.com, Nursing & Healthcare Resources
Bedside Nursing Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor,
Get Well Quick

The Shortcut URL To This Section Is: http://www.4nursing.com

We proudly endorse the National Nurses in Business Association, http://www.nnbanow.com, for their ongoing support of Nurse Entrepreneurship.

To subscribe, send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com

******************************************************

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence:

"Get well quick, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

******************************************************
******************************************************

Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

******************************************************

Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

******************************************************

Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.black.testicles.htm

******************************************************

The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm

******************************************************

Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

******************************************************

Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

******************************************************

Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

******************************************************

The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insertion

******************************************************

Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hell

******************************************************

How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm

******************************************************

Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm

******************************************************

The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm

******************************************************

Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/caffeine

******************************************************

Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm

******************************************************


JustAnswers.com, Do You Have Medical Questions? Talk to A Doctor, Nurse Now!

Watch the video!
Nursefriendly.com (homepage)
About Us
Add URL
Advertising
Ask The Nurse
Contact Us
Free Nursing E-mail, Check Your Mail
Gifts For Nurses
Linking Policy
Privacy Policy
Search Our Sites
Social Networks (Facebook, Twitter, etc)
What's New
The Uniform Resource Locator (URL) or Internet Street Address of this page is
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-get-well-quick.html

Last updated by Andrew Lopez, RN on Thursday, March 28, 2013


This Page is Part of The Nursefriendly National Nursing A To Z & Consumer Health Directories

We are Incorporated in The State of New Jersey, under the name:
Nursefriendly, Inc.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua, New Jersey (NJ) 08051
Our Phone #: 856-415-9617, E-mail, ICQ#6116137 (www.icq.com)

This website Is Copyright 1997 - 2014, Andrew Lopez, RN, Nursefriendly, Inc. Please contact us for permission to reproduce.
Other products and companies referred to herein are trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective companies or mark holders, and are not owned or affiliated with Nursefriendly, Inc. or any of it's affiliated companies.