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"I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice."
"Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving."
"Blink once for 'yes'".
"What do you mean we have the wrong patient?"
"Why is there a tag on his toe?"
"Do you think he can hear us?"
"I didn't even know a human could bend that way."
"I'm sorry, we must not have used enough anesthesia. Just relax now.
We'll be done in a jiffy."
"Hold the patient still, we've almost pried it open."
"Did the doctor know he would look like that afterward?"
"Of course I've performed this operation before, nurse!"
"Nurse, make sure you're getting all this down. It'll make a great 'ER' script."
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
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The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
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Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor:
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A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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The Forgetful Patient, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Doctor's Funeral, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
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Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor:
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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist
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Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed
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Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.taxonomy.of.medical.professionals.htm
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
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Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.approving.the.new.hospital.policy.htm
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Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.patient.confidentiality.htm
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Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.five.benefits.of.mothers.milk.htm
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Arkansas Medical Definitions, Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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Viagra Variations, Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm
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A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon, Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm
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Near Death Experience, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/near.death.experiences.plastic.surgeries.htm
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm
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A Work of Art, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/a.work.of.art.htm
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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Perfect Shape Considering Your Age, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
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Six Months To Live, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm
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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://nursinghumor.com/hurts
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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm
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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm
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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm
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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pasta
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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/professional.courtesy.htm
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm
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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/dehydration.htm
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/making.it.look.easy.htm
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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding
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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors
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Screening Medical Students
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/screening.medical.students.htm
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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/a.cure.for.one.mans.stuttering.htm
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My Elbow Hurts!
http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow
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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting
http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck
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Medical Humor:
http://www.swcbc.com/medical.html
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/too
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Who Makes the Best Patient?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/
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GDU College of Medical Fraud:"GDU refuses to offer a degree in medicine out of concern that some cost-conscious hospital will hire someone with one of our diplomas, and let them perform surgery. However,GDU does offer programs in medically-related fields"
http://www.bandersnatch.com/med.htm
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