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The nurse went in to check her respiratory distress patient in the Critical Care Unit who was getting oxygen via a mask.
The nurse tried to talk to him, but all she could get out of him was gasping and unintelligible talk.
Finally, the nurse thrust a note pad and pencil at the patient and said, "I can't understand you, sir. Please write it down."
The patient weakly scribbled on the pad, "Get your foot off my oxygen tube!"
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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hell
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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm
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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/caffeine
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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm
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