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A patient was lying in his hospital bed when his orthopedic surgeon walked in.
"Mr. Smith, I have some good news & bad news, which would you like first?"
“I'll have the bad news first," he replied.
"We had to amputate both of your legs."
"Oh no, oh lord-give me the good news," the man exclaimed.
"Well the good news is the man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers!"
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Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
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This Won't Hurt Much, Medical Jokes, Military Humor:
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
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The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
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Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor:
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A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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The Forgetful Patient, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Doctor's Funeral, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
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Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor:
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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
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Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor:
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Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Arkansas Medical Definitions, Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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Viagra Variations, Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm
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A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon, Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm
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Near Death Experience, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm
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A Work of Art, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/a.work.of.art.htm
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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Perfect Shape Considering Your Age, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.perfect.shape.considering.your.age.htm
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Six Months To Live, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm
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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://nursinghumor.com/hurts
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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm
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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm
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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Screening Medical Students
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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
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My Elbow Hurts!
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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting
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Medical Humor:
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
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Who Makes the Best Patient?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/
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GDU College of Medical Fraud:"GDU refuses to offer a degree in medicine out of concern that some cost-conscious hospital will hire someone with one of our diplomas, and let them perform surgery. However,GDU does offer programs in medically-related fields"
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- Animals
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- Battle of the Sexes
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- Bedside Nursing Humor
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- Charge Nurse Jokes
- Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links
- Dental Humor
- Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor
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- General Nursing Humor
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- Greeting Cards
- Growing Old Jokes
- Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor
- Inspiration
- Joke Mailing Lists
- Labor and Delivery, Obstetrics
- Law Enforcement Humor, Police Jokes
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- Legal Jokes, Attorney & Lawyer, Law Humor
- Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
- Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding
- Medical Humor
- Medical Terminology
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- Nursing Cartoons and Comics
- Nursing Humor Entrepreneurs
- Operating Room Humor
- Parenting Humor, Jokes About Parents And Children
- Pets, Veterinarians
- Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes
- Psychiatric
- Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven
- RN, Nurse Jokes, Nursing Humor
- School Nursing Jokes, Nursing Student Humor
- Speakers Bureaus
- Top Ten Reasons Jokes & Humor
- Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor
- Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
- You Might Be A . . . . If"
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